If I were a biscuit…
If I were a biscuit I would be shortbread.
Not even the exciting kind with chocolate or nuts. Nice but plain, a reliable choice. I’d like to think I’d be something fun like a jammy dodger or a bit classy like those little things in an Italian bakery or even a cheeky little custard cream. Shortbread it is though. Better than a rich tea, I suppose.
I think I’d be a hobnob. They’re the kind of biscuit that at first glance looks kind of boring and a bit scruffy, perhaps a little unapproachable, but once you get to know them they’re more interesting than they seem. I reckon that’s me.
Hob-nobs are the SAS of the biscuit world. You can dunk them again and again and they still won’t break…will survive all manner of biscuit waterboarding!
That sounds even more like me – I’m resistant to hot drinks in general
Ha ha, hobnobs are the daddy of biscuits, good choice!
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Lol!
If I was a biscuit I would like to be a chocolate digestive! Dark and mysterious on the outside but reliable and plain underneath!! And there is nothing wrong with a good shortbread!!! Great idea!
Another excellent choice.
Good shortbread can be very special indeed!
Absolutely, thanks!
Haha this is hilarious! I don’t know what I would be…..maybe a Jaffa Cake – spongey, dark and orangey, I’m not really any of those things but I am sticking with it! x
Good stuff!
I would be a jaffa cake
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Excellent choice!