I have been led astray by that cheeky minx Rebecca from Here Come the Girls. In honor of our fearless leader, instead of our normal Satcaps we are posting photos of Mammasaurus herself for you all to caption. So what have you got for this one?
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“I am right behind you love. Just start a conga line and no one will even suspect that we left the room!”
Don’t tun away! I promise I will stop dancing!
come on everybody….you put your right leg in…. Why is no-one else joining in?
Bagsy me the one with the glasses. Don’t fancy yours much though..
Don’t look now but that sectiginarian Sexy Santa s doing the moon walk.
You say hello to Santa first! Beards always make me nervous.
You lead, and I’ll follow… eventually!
oh my…. don’t look back.. keep moving forward…
‘I really shouldn’t have eaten those prunes for dessert, I’m just dashing for the loo’
Ooooh hold on love, there’s some hotties over there
keep smiling and no one will ever know that i just did a masshooosive poo in the loo!
The moment Mammasaurus blatantly attempts to zap ActuallyMummys glamoursness…
(ahem… you too ey? *marks cards*)
Where do you think you’re going?
Eek should I tell her she’s got toilet roll hanging out of her knickers?
Please don’t run Actually Mummy, I will tell you another funny joke!
“Don’t make me go in there. They all have cameras and they’re planning something!”